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The huge number of gags — and yes, many of them are funny — cover all disciplines from physics to philosophy. For all their highbrow intellectualism, however, the jokes follow traditional forms. There are also plenty of jokes of the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman format, where the usual protagonists are replaced by physicists, engineers and economists. It is rather unfair to assume that there is anything improbable about science overlapping with humour.
Ben Miller did a PhD in physics. Robin Ince [his co-presenter on Infinite Monkey Cage] is a very good friend of mine. A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog. An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over.
Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. There are 10 types of people in this world. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Does Boston stop at this train? Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot. How about with no milk? A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended.
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OT - best joke i have heard in a while
Scientists are not generally recognised for their sense of humour, but those disparagingly referred to as "geeks" by the more intellectually challenged of us have responded in their thousands to a question posed on the Reddit website: "What's the most intellectual joke you know? The huge number of gags - and yes, many of them are funny - cover all disciplines from physics to philosophy. They range from the accessible, such as: "A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: 'Five beers, please'," to those that require a working knowledge of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle to understand.
An etymologist knows the difference. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. A layman, a scientist and a mathematician are driving through Wales when they spot a black sheep on a hillside. The sheep in Wales are black.
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Luke Devereaux was a science fiction writer, holed up in a desert shack waiting for inspiration. He was the first to see a Martian - but he certainly wasn't the last. It was estimated that one billion of them had arrived - one to every three human beings on Earth. Obnoxious green creatures who could be seen and heard but not harmed and who probed private sex lives as shamelessly as they exposed government secrets. No one knew why they had come. No one knew how to make them go away - except perhaps, Luke Devereaux. Unfortunately he was going slightly bananas, so it wouldn't be easy. This was another reread as I read it very long ago. I hoped I would find it as fun as I had, and indeed, I did.
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The huge number of gags — and yes, many of them are funny — cover all disciplines from physics to philosophy. For all their highbrow intellectualism, however, the jokes follow traditional forms. There are also plenty of jokes of the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman format, where the usual protagonists are replaced by physicists, engineers and economists.
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The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now? An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now? Dad: Oh, well I like them in cake.SEE VIDEO BY TOPIC: If You Could See Me Now
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My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. You could say I Schwepped her off her feet. An oxygen atom runs into his old friend, the hydrogen atom, on the street one day. An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German are all trying to watch a street performer juggle knives. Luckily, the juggler notices their plight and decides to climb onto a higher platform so the four men can see. Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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A few days ago I have made an important discovery! It all depends on your culture and your personality. After that person had finished telling me this joke silence came upon us. Is this even a joke?
Can you all see me now? Yes, Oui, Si, Ja. Word play languages joke yes we see ya